i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
me: *feels productive when I catch up on tv shows*
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
We found this in an abandoned parking lot today
LOUD GAGGING NOISES